Post by LUCKY☆ on Sept 27, 2022 21:50:39 GMT
www.echovita.com/us/obituaries/tx/lone-star/john-henry-yoder-15268594
Here is his real obituary:
I met jack yoder after falling in love with his step daughter that he was mollesting.
He was national champion in taikwando in 1976,his best friend was chuck norris.
He was a biker gang member who hooked up with chuck norris and they smuggled cia cocaine from southern florida to east texas.he had fitness centers for laundering the money from mt pleasant texas where i currently live, to henderson texas the next city south of my home town.his drug money funded the evangelical cult nationwide.the evangelical churches started in my home town of kilgore.the roots of the nationwide cult.he then went on to fund the texas congressman they made a movie about that funneled money to the afghan freedom fighters for the heat seaking missiles.
He used the bandito biker gangs to sell the cocaine throughout east texas.
99% of the cocaine in east texas in the 1980s was personally smuggled by him using his family as a disney world vacation cover.he would drop them off at disneyworld then drive down to the everglades and pick up the cocaine then drive back to disney and pick up his family and come back to texas.
His drug money created the largest cult religious voting block in usa.his money was the seed funding that started it all.he was a department of justice asset.
He was a man so violent that nobody dared go against him but me.
Im the only person to ever break him.i did it at the age of eighteen while still in highschool.i goaded a fifth degree blackbelt into assaulting me in public in front of his students on a public street.
I then went on to take his stepdaughter from him.
He was the most dangerous man in all of the united states and im glad the mob cult mafia leader is dead!
Good fucking riddence!
Here is his real obituary:
I met jack yoder after falling in love with his step daughter that he was mollesting.
He was national champion in taikwando in 1976,his best friend was chuck norris.
He was a biker gang member who hooked up with chuck norris and they smuggled cia cocaine from southern florida to east texas.he had fitness centers for laundering the money from mt pleasant texas where i currently live, to henderson texas the next city south of my home town.his drug money funded the evangelical cult nationwide.the evangelical churches started in my home town of kilgore.the roots of the nationwide cult.he then went on to fund the texas congressman they made a movie about that funneled money to the afghan freedom fighters for the heat seaking missiles.
He used the bandito biker gangs to sell the cocaine throughout east texas.
99% of the cocaine in east texas in the 1980s was personally smuggled by him using his family as a disney world vacation cover.he would drop them off at disneyworld then drive down to the everglades and pick up the cocaine then drive back to disney and pick up his family and come back to texas.
His drug money created the largest cult religious voting block in usa.his money was the seed funding that started it all.he was a department of justice asset.
He was a man so violent that nobody dared go against him but me.
Im the only person to ever break him.i did it at the age of eighteen while still in highschool.i goaded a fifth degree blackbelt into assaulting me in public in front of his students on a public street.
I then went on to take his stepdaughter from him.
He was the most dangerous man in all of the united states and im glad the mob cult mafia leader is dead!
Good fucking riddence!
